A DAD left his daughter “in agony” and vomiting all over the floor after accidentally putting hot sauce all over her school sandwich.
The man posted on Reddit’s Today I F**ked Up forum about his mishap, as he explained he’d been making lunch for his daughters and his wife, who “can hardly taste anything unless they’re on extremes of their flavour”.
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“Well it’s my job to get the kids ready for school, make lunches, get them dressed and out to the bus, then I go off to work,” he wrote.
“This particular day my wife was working an early shift so I decided to make her a lunch as well.
“I made ham sandwiches for all 3 lunches, 2 normal sandwiches for my daughter’s and one sandwich with THE LAST DAB spread across thickly on both sides of the sandwich. I put them all into baggies and packed up.”
He added that The Last Dab is a hot sauce made by a YouTube channel that has a heat rating of three million Scoville, and “sets your whole body on fire”.
“Today around 11:30, I got a call from my oldest daughter’s teacher saying she was in agony, that she vomited all over the floor and is in the nurse’s office being assessed,” he continued.
“I immediately knew what I did, left work and rushed to the school. I stopped at a gas station to get some whole milk and some thick milk chocolate to try and help her.”
When he arrived at the school, the nurse had already figured out what had happened, and gave him an earful about “the dangers of spicy food for young kids and I could have done some damage”.
“I agreed and I just let her go off on me while I was comforting my daughter because frankly….I deserved it,” he wrote.
He also explained the situation to the principal, “who wanted to fill out an incident report”.
“He was understanding that mistakes happen but also said this mistake could have been worse,” he said. “Again, I agreed. I’m so embarrassed.”
His wife was also in agreement that her husband was a “huge moron” and he and his other half “had a bit of a laugh with my 2 daughters over it”.
“My daughter has since recovered and I’ve learned a valuable lesson – don’t make radioactive sandwiches around food for your kids!” he concluded.
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Readers were left in hysterics in the comments section on the post, as others recalled similar stories that had happened to them.
“My gran make a toxic sandwich on purpose when i was a kid… told me not to eat my lunch that day,” one person wrote.
“The kid who had been pilfering my lunch was truly sorry. She refused to apologise. She pureed chillis to look like tomato sauce. God I miss her.”
“I once accidentally made waffles with cayenne instead of cinnamon,” someone else commented.
“I was snacking on the first one while cooking the rest and was very confused. But honestly, happy mistake.”
“I mean I think Last Dab would lay out even a Mexican kid,” a third person commented.
“That stuff is not Mexican spicy it’s just pure pain.”
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